hooligan

fancy meeting rooney and mike tyson in an alley on the backstreets of manchester?

Quite a nightmare I would say. Isn't Roony a midget in comparison?

Isn't it the bigger they are the hard they fall? Quick does count for something.

If Rooney was born in Canada he would have been a great ice hockey goon. I'd pay to see him in a good old fashion hockey fight.

Hockey fight, hmm, I haven't even seen the man play the sport he is known for, but that might be a good match up. Then again Tyson is a little short of his six pack too. A friend of mine had the chance to meet him, worked in a record store, and said that he wasn't the brightest bulb.